A pair of Soles and a Soul that sold his Sawari

The title of this blog is inspired and borrowed from Robin Sharma ‘s The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari– an inspirational story about Julian Mantle – a high profile lawyer (or is it Robin ‘s own life) who quit his career and came to India searching for deeper purpose of life.

The Monk who sold his Ferrari

 

The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari is one of the all time bestseller motivation and self help books and compells readers to think about their life, goals and actions. I first came across this book in my MBA in 1997 and the book had reverse impact on me and I started ‘aspiring’ to own a Ferrari (OK! Ferrari may be an over stretch, but definitely a car!)- One has to own a ferrari to sell one- was the logic.

I bought my first car in the year 2000, it was not a Ferrari but Maruti Zen that felt like Ferrari both while driving and paying the monthly installments! On hind site that sounds funny! Isn’t selling ‘the’ Ferrari about Zen way of life?

Over the next 5 years I started planning and dreaming about a bigger car. I was not the ‘sports’ car kind but more the SUV. I bought a Suzuki Grand Vitara in 2008- I was passionate about driving and off roading. I wanted to drive across India on roads or otherwise- my dream was doing Raid de Himalaya. I could never Raid the Himalayas, however had a lot of fun with Vitara. Here’s a slice of what I loved doing first few years with the Vitara.

Note: Voice over by our friend and Chef Sonal

I have changed over the years in many ways and so has my love for cars and driving. I started spending more time on my Soles and with my Soul in the weekends. Running 4-6 hours on weekends became normal routine  and that went up to 10-12 hours once in 3-6 months. I am also on the path of  “searching for the greater purpose of life” and weekends and early mornings are great for the soul. To cut the long story short “I was left with no time for off-roading and I did not need a SUV.

One of my 2018 resolutions was to “BeCar”

“BeCar” is an abberation of the hindi word बेकार (BEKAR) which translates in english to “Floccinaucinihilipilification” or ” estimating something worthless” . I think, I first came across both  बेकार and floccinaucinihilipilification in middle school. Most people thought that I was “बेकार” all the time. Also, around the time when I was growing there was this huge wave of “General Knowledge” contests. Kids were supposed to know wierd facts, like “Which is the longest non-technical word in the English language?” floccinaucinihilipilification (Attaboy! 10 points to you).  Manorma Year Book was the gold standard, I must have picked this word from there.

However, that’s  not how “BeCar” is used for in this blog. Here it used as a Hinglish word that means “Without Car” or Car less.

After a lot of discussions ( my mother was really unhappy with my decision) I posted my seller ad on OLX in April and sold the car on July 31, 2018. I do not plan to buy another car.

So, what’s the point? Why did I sell the car? Here are abberations of 4 book titles that explain this experiment with life– Oops! did I borrow that one too?

This is also my Twitter style review of these books:

BeCar Soup for the Sole


chicken soup fo the soul

 

Gives me more time on the soles.

I walk to meetings upto 2km

I bike to run errands upto 15km

Our vacations are Runacations

Spend on car insurance goes to running gear

Spend on car maintenance goes to  marathons.

Try BeCar-ing Your Soul

 

Bhaskar Dilbert

I’m a huge fan for Dilbert but I never felt ‘dilberted’ im my life until Inner Engineering happened to me.  I always  thought happiness is car. However, after Inner Engineering I realised I was miserable inside the car and outside.

So why do I need the car?

Instead, let me try to  reboot life with Sadhguru. The car is definitely not the ‘ultimate’ vehicle.

Maybe, I can build a car within.

 

If it’s shared economy, Go BeCar

if its raining in brazil buy Starbucks

 

As a middle class Indian child I heard adults say that successful people have a car and super successful people have a car with chauffeur.

Damn You Uber and Ola!

beacause of you

I have CARS and CHAUFFEURS

you have disrupted my childhood goals.

And ZoomCar gives me the option to drive when I want.

 

Stay BeCar, Stay Experimenting

stay hungry stay foolish

 

For 18 years I have owned a car.

That’s too many years of comfort.

I need to get to a discomfort zone.

To discover possibilities.

Hey there! are you driving my way?

May I hop on?

 

Signing off note on India’s 72 Independence Day

 

Shweta still owns a car which I will be using to run errands, get to run starting points at 4:00am and beat Uber surge pricing, once in a while.

All book titles and images are properties of their respective owners.

The बेकार Things About BeCar Things! If you have invested your time reading this, please comment. Will motivate me to do BeCar Things!

The Hard Things About Hard Things

 

SCMM 17- Endurance Running- First Year

Last Sunday, January 15, I ran Standard Chartered Mumbai Marathon- my first “major” public Marathon. Awesome effort by the Organizers, Volunteers, Mumbai Police- truly world class event. Special call out to all the Mumbaikars who were out on the streets in swarms cheering the runners- You guys Rock!

I was targeting sub 4 finish; missed it by 3 minutes- clocked  4:03:27. This blog is about how I prepared for SCMM and why I missed the sub 4 finish.

Split 1: No New Years Day
Let me step back a bit and share why I took to endurance running.  In my earlier blog 10 commandments to Hack Your Health I shared how I got in shape- reduced from 98 to 68kg and ran my first half marathon on September 15, 2015. It took me 18 months. I continued my cycling, yoga, running routine remaining of 2015. By December 2015 I had started running about 25km and week, that included a 12-18km weekend run.

In the last week of December 2015, like every year, I was working on my resolution for 2016. I had done reasonably well with my 2014 and 2015 resolutions and wanted 2016 to be as good if not better. I thought why not run 3 half marathons every month? It sounded a crazy idea for some one who had just taken to running. After a few days of thinking I decided to set that as my 2016 Goal.

36 half marathons was a huge challenge for for someone who had just taken to running and I needed a start that would be super motivating. I thought why not do some unusual the new years eve? No party, sleep at 9, get up at 4:30 run 21 on January 1?

I did exactly that. Got up at 5:00, laced up and did 21. While I was running people were still returning home from NYE parties all very happy, all high! I was also high- a different high, though.

To my delight I ran 21 in 2 hr! My first! I was super excited and over beer that weekend I thought why not target 42 half marathons in 2016. Why 42? Couple of reasons-
1. I would turn 42 in 2017. 42 half marathons in a year would give me bragging rights
2. 42 = 2 x 21!

The goal was reset to 42 half marathons.

When I was over the 2hr half marathon hang over my first reaction was “what have  I signed up for?” No NYE Party was fine; 42 halfs mean no Friday night outs, no Saturday beer brunches! OMG!!

January 1, 2016 Bhaskar Thakur 21K Run

 

Split 2: You are Under Running
I continued my weekly 3 run schedule in the spring and summer. I fell sick in April and had to take 6 weeks off. By June 2016 I was consistemtly doing 21 under 2 and had completed 18 of the 42 committed half marathons. Pune had good Monsoon in 2016 and I chanced across Matheran Endurathon and Durshet Forest Marathons. I had heard runners go to different cities for races, however, I had never done that. I discussed the idea of running 2 half marathons with my wife Shweta. She does not like to run in the city, however she love trails.  We signed up for both half marathons.

Matheran was a beautiful yet challenging 25 km trail run. Beautiful? Ask anyone who lives in Pune or Mumbai how mesmerizing Matheran is in monsoon. Challenging because in was mud, muck, gravel and gradient.

To add to the challenge we had to hike up 5km to the start point- we did not get accommodation near the start point as we signed up late.

The race started at 7am and I was  completely drenched at at start line. We ran fully drenched for almost 3 hours across hills, muck and thick forest.  I finished strong that day. Hiked back 5Kms to the hotel and drove back to Pune. Awesome day! I had done 25km run and 10km hike and the beautiful drive! Not bad.

 

Durshet was a different story. The trail description goes like ” Durshet Forest Marathon is in the Sahyadri range beside the river Amba. The rough terrain and the soothing rain makes it an experience to cherish. 
Tough terrains, a track mixed with steep uphills and downhills and the rain to make the running trickier.
The final part to the higher areas of the forest and grasslands begins with a rocky uphill climb, which after almost 7 kilometers of run proves tough for the most, again the rewards of the toil are laid out in abundance by nature. The uphill trail leads to open grasslands and the overwhelming beauty of Sahyadri mountain ranges around the valley. The efforts is more than worth it.

I was all pepped up after Matheran to take on the Rocky uphill climb of Durshet. Packed my gear August 7 and started driving to the hotel around 9:00am.  The roads were flooded and the drive from Pune to Lonavala was more like riding a speed boat. Few minutes after Lonavala my car broke at the hairpin turn- we were going down hill and car had no acceleration or break. I somehow manage to park the car with the gear and called up the support. Rescue came in an hour or so however that’s a story for a different blog.

To cut the long story short the day before race day I got drenched in torrential rain for about 5 hours had no lunch and reached hotel at 6pm. I was shivering and in no condition to run. I couldn’t resist a couple of drinks with dinner.  Back in the room I set my gear and discussed with my wife plan for the run. We agreed to take a call in the morning.

I got up at 4 with a little cramp and had a hangover. Took a hot shower and decided to give Durshet a shot.  As I lacing up the thought of  rocky uphill was giving me chills. we hitched a ride and got to the start line.

The race was flagged off at 7am. First 2Kms was killing- I was running like a zombie (note to my self- Drinking the day before Race is a BIG NO!). I was almost about to give up however, I thought lets run for a few more.

Around the 3km mark there were villagers playing Dhol Tasha. The  drum beats did some magic and I got my rhythm back and was running the mucky trail gliding over small streams . I did a sprint of 2km and managed to get close to my 5km time target. It was business as usual after that.

Durshet is a unique trail. After running 7km there is a 3.5km steep hill and half marathoners have to do 2 loops of the hill.  It was tough, however I throughly enjoyed the 2 loops. I finished in 2:08:35– good time considering the trail and what I had gone through the previous day.

Back in the hotel, Shweta and I joined Sanjay (a runner from Delhi I first met at Matheran) for breakfast. Sanjay has done all credible marathons in India and is now doing the ultras. He did 50 in Matheran and 42 in Durshet.

Sanjay shared his plan for the next few months that included Goa Beach Ultra and Rann of Kutch. His advise to me was “You are UNDER RUNNING. You should have done the 50 and 42.That hit me.

On the way back to Pune I thought, I managed finishing Durshet in top 10{b533f414762ff80097ee09d177cb5141b2a13e37c77cdd72580da9125ed6123c} finishers after such an awful day, maybe I’m UNDER RUNNING. Before I reached home I had changed my resolution for the year from “running 42 half marathons” to “running 42 times 21km or more“. Call it taking Stretch Goals.

The following weekend (August 14) I did 30km solo in 3 hours and applied for SCMM17 (Standard Chartered Mumbai Marathon), I was ready to shift gears. Thank You Shweta and Sanjay!

Split 3: The Training
After a few weeks I received conformation from team SCMM. I was super happy! This was my first marathon that had a qualifier and getting accepted was almost like winning the race. 🙂

I had 3 months to train for SCMM so I started looking up blogs on running marathon. I was consistently doing half in under 2 so most blogs suggested I was ready. After reading 25-30 articles and blogs I created a very simple training calendar for myself:

September:
Run 3 days: 45 to 50km/ week that should include one 25- 32km every weekend
Yoga 3 days.
Did that all of September. No events to report. No trophies. Sweet.

October
In October I decided to Run 30- 38 Km once a week. The training plan changed to:
Run 3 days: 50 to 55km/ week that should include one 32-38km run every weekend
Yoga 3 days.
Did that all of October. Signed up for PRBM- Pune running Beyond Myself (42km) to test if I was marathon ready.
PRBM 42 was on October 16. I reached Shaniwarwada around 5:30am and the race started at 6:00. I was cursing first 21. Was on target at 21 (1:52) feeling strong. At 30km after doing the Baner- University gradient my legs started feeling like logs- I could not move. I limped, I stopped and crawled for the next 4km. I knew I had hit the wall.

In plain English, “hitting the wall” in endurance sports is a condition of sudden fatigue caused by depletion of glycogen in the muscles. This was my first experience in a marathon. Finished the race limping in 4 hours 47.

The silver lining- I knew I could run marathon.

November
November was month to deal with the dreaded “wall“. After spending hours reading about “avoid hitting the wall” I knew I had to work on Nutrition and Hydration. Until October 16 I thought eating on the run would slow me down. I was so wrong. I also chanced across this article to run marathon sub 4.

I thought if I could do a marathon sub 5 without any food why not stretch the stretch goal? That day I decided I wanted to train for sub 4 for SCMM.

Again did a lot of reading. the final plan for November was no different from October. I augmented my existing plan with focus on nutrition. I started having breakfast before all weekend runs and started experimenting with nutrition and hydration on the run. I tried it all- Ragi Laddu, Bananas, Sweet Potato, Snickers, Yoga Bar, Gatorade, Salts.

Having breakfast at 4:00am is no fun, you almost have to force the food, however it worked. I started running 35- 38 every weekend. It worked and a month after disastrous PRBM I managed to do a Sub 4 full marathon. I did this one solo.

There was no medal at the finish line, no finishers certificate, however I felt like a winner!

Every Sunday when I go out for my run I wake up Shweta and let her know I’m going for my run. When I come back she invariably asks me “how was your run?” and my answer is “Good”

When I reached home that morning Shweta asked me the regular “how was your run?” However, my answer was not usual. I said.. Mumbai here I come!

 

I took a break from training first 3 weeks of December due to other commitments. Started training on December 18.

December 25 was a big day for me. The day I was to run my 42nd 21 or More. That meant no Christmas Party, no wine! However, I was high after 41 runs so did not miss celebration a bit. I thought of doing another 42 however SCMM was due in 20 days so I thought to stick to the SCMM plan.

I did 32km on the 25th and celebrated with Oban Single Malt!

2016 resolution Done and Dusted. 7 days ahead of Schedule! 2016 was a horrible year for work. I believe Running kept me going. I had earned my bragging rights!

My last long run before SCMM was on January 1, 2017 ( 37 KM in 3:28). I was feeling all set for the Race day!

Next week I prepared my Race Day plan. It had 3 components Nutrition and Hydration, Timing Targets and Note to Myself-

Nutrition and Hydration
Breakfast: Ragi Laddu, Dates, Pre Run Mix
During Run:
1. 250 ml hydration every 30 minutes for the first three hours, alternate between water and energy drink available
2. Half Snickers bar every hour
3. Salt and Orange every 30 minutes after 15 Km

Timing Target:
Distance Time Pace
5 00:26:00 00:05:12
10 00:52:00 00:05:12
15 01:19:00 00:05:24
21 01:52:00 00:05:30
25 02:15:00 00:05:45
32 02:56:00 00:05:51
37 03:26:00 00:06:00
42 03:57:00 00:06:12

Note to Myself: Training is Done. Go Out & Enjoy!

 

Split 4: Race Day and why I missed Sub 4.
I reached Mumbai on January 14, collected my BIB, set up my gear, wished my fellow runners Rohan, Nikhil and Sareen luck and signed off early. The weather seemed perfect.

Got up 4:00AM, laced up, had my breakfast and reached the holding area. I was in lineup B as I had submitted my Matheran (25km) timing instead of Durshet (21km)- SCMM has lineup A thru D. I thought proof of having run 25 is better than better pace in 21 for lineup- maybe, I was wrong.

The weather had changed overnight- it was hot and humid at 5am – and I had trained in Pune’s chill. Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus was all lighted up and mesmerizing and the energy of the other 5ooo fellow runners electrifying. I thought to myself Mumbai could have been worse, this is my first big Marathon, let’s just Run.

After the first couple of km one I reached Marine Drive I could the feel  of Mumbai. People cheering at 6am was simply amazing for a solo runner like me. I specially liked the Navy Band, their music was so peppy that I ended up doing a sub 4 minute km in the first 5- I avoid doing busts early in the race.

I was meeting my time targets till 28km when a mini cramp hit me (check out the blip in the pace chart below) however, I recovered and and made up for the time lost in the next 2km. Mumbaikars were cheering to go for sub 4 and that really helped. I was crusing at the 33Km mark all smiles and very satisfied. Then came Peddar Road section and my pace dropped to 8. Full 3 minute over my planned pace. I knew I was in for trouble. I even had another mini cramp. I grabbed some oranges and salt (many thanks to the Mumbaikars) an started to steady my run.

It was hot and humid by 8:45, I was trying to make up for the time lost.

By that time elites started to come in. It was some sight to see them run with that pace and stride. Simbu and Kipkorir were neck to neck and Kheta Ram was not far behind.

We were directed run on the side of the road and kept bumping into the last of 21k finishers. I felt like a car on Pune roads where few elites (BRTS) have half the road and bike riders have the right of way on the other half. Could never make up for Peddar Road time loss.

They say last 5km in a marathon is mind game. Your body has done what it could. In the last 4, I decided to go for negative splits and managed a mini dash in the last 2. I could see Shweta cheering at 40km mark and that helped!

Thank You Mumbai. Look forward to 2017 Marathons and More!


10 Life Hacks from The Rickshaw Challenge-2016

Last week  I was part of a super awesome road trip with Mukesh Jha , Janardan Prasad, 19 other teams and the support staff & team of The Travel Scientists. What is Rickshaw Challenge – Malabar Rampage?  You can read all about Rickshaw Challenge here, however very simply put an incredible ~1200KM ride on 3 wheels ( Rickshaw/ Tuk Tuk) on Indian Roads.

Loads of Fun, Lots of Challenges and Humbling Experiences. Here are the top 10 Life Hacks I learnt in this trip and credits to people, event, places for the learnings.

1. What’s in a name that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet

Read: It Takes a bad ass to run the show. Call him Luke, John or Aravind 🙂

Credit: Aravind, Princely and The Travel Scientists- Don’t reason with Indians, smile 🙂

2. Junk the Manual.  Ride, Break, Fix. Repeat!

Credit: Chennai Garage Team- you are amazing clockwork!

3. Journey of 1000 mile begins with a single.. Crank

Credit: Practice Run. Go Mukesh Go! Thanks for taking the lead, revving and doing the donut moves for The Autowale.

4. when in Rome do as the Romans do and in Kerela do the Malayali 

Credit: Team Autowale.

 

5. what the heck Rome! Sumos are Sumos, Rome, Sydney, Japan or Mars

Credit: Butt, Sweat and Tears ( Chris, Mark, Hugo). Chris, Mark, Hugo you deserve the Bonkers Award. Who else would put up the Sumo costume for every event when it’s 40 degrees?

6. Life is a Journey! Live the Moment

Credit: India’s Coastline.

7. Share the Little Joys

Credit: Round Table and  Goan Places (Sheila and Nic.) Sheila and Nic raised over $20K sharing their journey with friends to support Schools and Education in India.

8. When life gives lemon, make lemon mint iced tea.

Credit: Awesome Food of India

9. Consistent and Persistent Win!

Credit: Stairway (Paul and Alex).  Paul and Alex were always consistent, very friendly and never too loud. Cheers!

10. Work Harder, Party Harder

Credit:Flying Birds (Thomas and Waltraud)- While we took turns to ride the rickshaw, typically doing 60- 80 Km/ day/ person. Thomas did 200-270KM everyday on his own. We ordered 1 beer in the evening Thomas ordered 3!

 

 

10 Questions that help identify startup opportunities

2013 has been a year of questions for me. Questions about business models, about pivots, about change of plan. The year started with a big question persist, pivot or perish WorldWithourMe? and then there were at least 4 major question every month.

It’s befitting that the last post of the year be about questions. So here’s my pick of 10 questions that have helped me evaluate startup ideas.

Questions to identifying Problem/ opportunity

  • What experiences( good or bad), have you had with the [current solution/ product]?
  • What is the frequency of purchase [current solution/ product]?
  • other products/ solutions did you consider?
  • Has [current solution/ product] worked well for you? How/how not?
  • Top 3 changes you would make to the [current solution/ product]?

Questions to probe/ validate

  • Can you give an example?
  • Tell me more.
  • What would you change?
  • Can you be more specific?
  • How did that impact?

Happy Starting Up 2014!

 

 

PuneConnect 2011

Team World Without Me Thanks SEAP, PuneTechPOCC and TiEPune for the opportunity to showcase  at PuneConnect  2011 on November 05. We enjoyed the event. Here’s  Pune Mirror Talking about the Event and World Without Me.

Live on digitally after your death
Pune techie’s ‘World Without Me’ website conserves all of one’s online property, helps leave it as an inheritance
Nitin Brahme
Posted On Monday, November 07, 2011 at 05:43:50 AM

Many of us have let the morbid thought cross our minds, ‘What would happen if I were to suddenly die?’ And in today’s world, one important aspect to worry about is how one’s digital assets will be taken care of after one’s passing. With this in mind, a Puneite has come up with the website ‘World Without Me’, all set to take care of one’s digital assets after they die.

The innovative site got attention at the event ‘PuneConnect2011’, an initiative by the Software Exporters Association of Pune (SEAP), The Indus Entrepreneur (TiE), the Pune Open Coffee Club (POCC) and PuneTech. On Saturday, startups presented various ideas before SEAP members. Bhaskar Thakur, an alumnus of Fergusson College and PUMBA, came up with World Without Me (WWM) to allow people to create a digital ‘afterlife’ by storing all their web passwords in an online vault, to be bequeathed to their heirs after death.

The site can send recorded messages in the future, create an autobiography on the go by archiving and curating the social networks one participates in and creates private discussions as well. Soon, says Bhaskar, it will offer country-specific estate planning tools, and mentoring and coaching for life challenges.

This site is open to all and a first of it’s kind, says Bhaskar. On this forum, one can forward and store important mails, passwords, documents, Facebook posts and updates as well as tweets from Twitter. One can also store soft copies of documents like insurance and other certificates here.

An account on the World Without Me forum conserves all your important mails, Facebook updates and Twitter tweets, which will pass on to your heir after you die
On your WWM account, you have to nominate heirs who will be bequeathed a ‘trigger’, which they can press after the nominator’s death to get all of the above. You can also create a message for someone with audio or video attachments and schedule it for delivery in the future. You may keep a selected few Secret Keepers in the know about these dispatches. These messages can reach your loved ones on birthdays, anniversaries, etc. even in a world without you.

Gaurav Mehra, president of SEAP and managing director at Saba India, said, “SEAP will take special efforts to sustain exposure for startups in the future. We are making arrangements to get introductions made between established companies and startups through a series of smaller activities throughout the year.

Facebook Vs Circle, Twitter and 4Sq

 

My Script for facebook, if I were a Voice Over Artist for Hollywood Movies.

In the Land of Search and Portals
When earthlings were struggling with Orkut, Yahoo and the likes
Came a Great Social Network called.. ‘Facebook
A site that got you close to those that matter
Let you share photos and stories.
And gave you uncluttered and consistent feel.

It soon had 1 of every 15 earthlings hooked on
Some were Farming, Some Fighting, Some Poking
Everyone was sharing and Liking
And every thing looked perfect

1 in every 15!!
That day Facebook decided to welcome Businesses
And everyone flocked to create Pages Groups, Polls and creative juice flowed.
Facebook was happy with Billions pouring in.
and soon they had 1 of every 10 earthling hooked on exchanging bullets, eggs and lambs

Then came a Little bird that started Tweeting..
Beak’ing’ like a wood pecker-into Facebooks users
and a Service that was inspired by Geometry..
Four Square
And Facebook went on overdrive adding features that no one cared about..

The Search Giant went back to the primary school for Geometry and Arithmetic
And came back with a Circle and +
and that…………….. made facebook Menopausal.

It is said, never instigate a company preparing for it’s IPO...

Facebook copied the Bird’s code, Square’s essence and
Stretched the Circle to make it Oval.

The Farmers and the Fighters were inundated with Links on left that led nowhere,
Strange looking faces on the right Grinning “Subscribe
and wierd scripts everywhere.

The purpose was lost..
The once mighty Facebook was feeling defeated..

This Fall.. From the makers of Wall, Poke and Like.. Watch the #Epic unfold on your Wall, in Circles, across Timelines and Checkins, Across screens of all sizes

IPL (Insulted Pakistan League): as the story unfolds

To begin with here’s my stand on the issue:

1. I  like  Cricket and I like Pakistan Cricket on days they are not in their self destructive best (if you read ‘fixed’—I did not mean it!).

2. Probably IPL could have avoided the negative press by excluding the Pakistani Players this year from the auction. ( I’m not sure how ICC would have reacted)

Let’s move on to my story:

I find the reaction of the Cricketers, Politicians, bureaucrats and Indian Media to the IPL auction amusing, to say the least.  I would usually not care about such things however, every newspaper I read, every news channel I viewed and website I visited in the last 24 hours was carrying the same story.

I can’t but question what I’m reading and hearing  as the story unfolds.

(P.S. I have picked up these statements from the news websites- IBN Live, NDTV, CNN. All credits to them.

The portions I picked from media is in red, My questions in blue)

1. Pakistani Interior Minister Rehman Malik on 2010 January 20:

Pakistani Interior Minister Rehman Malik on Wednesday said that India “doesn’t seem serious” about resuming dialogue, and that “respect is important for relations to improve.”

“Sportsmen are ambassadors of peace, and India should respect Pakistani sportsmen,” said Malik.

My Question: To quote you Sir from a year earlier

Malik, speaking to reporters, said Pakistani authorities had charged eight people with providing the Mumbai attackers with cell phones and helping them reach the city’s shore by boats from Pakistan. Among them is the mastermind, a man who lived in a rented apartment in the city of Karachi.

“The incident has happened in India and part of the conspiracy has been done in Pakistan and therefore (the charge) will be aiding terrorism,” Malik said.

Mr. Interior Minister  Your citizens held Mumbai at Ransom for 3 days and we were almost denied IPL. Finally IPL had to move to South Africa in 2009 to survive. What have you done for our dignity and respect? What have you done to show you are serious?


2. Earlier, a group of Pakistani parliamentarians canceled their forthcoming tour to India, in protest against Tuesday’s IPL auction where none of the teams bid for any Pakistani player.

My Question: Sirs, What was on your agenda? Both countries save some money. Is there opportunity lost here?Am i missing something?

3. Afridi told NDTV that it was a very negative signal. He pointed out that sports, especially cricket, helped get countries closer and that cricket was a religion in India and Pakistan. As a world champion team we expected to be a part of the IPL. Most of the franchises wanted to take us but may be because of the pressure on them by the government that they overlooked us finally. It is a very negative signal and should not have happened this way. We have a huge fan base in India and they love to see Pakistani cricketers, he said.

My Question:

a. Mr. Afridi, here’s a video from IPL 2008 . Do we see a world champion here?

b. What is the basis of your conviction that franchisees under pressure from Indian Government?

4.  Khan called on the government to boycott all sports activities with India. Khan alleged that India was treating Pakistani players and artists in an “insulting manner” while the government remained silent.
He said India was earning crores of rupees from Pakistan through its films, the screening of which should be banned by the government.

My Question: Mr. Khan don’t you think letting you film makers make good films and the population watch movies is a better solution? and may be you could develop a rival PPL ( Pakistan Primer League)

5. Face The Nation, Sagarika Ghose IPL auction: Is civil society ostracising Pakistanis?

My Question: Madam Sagarika, I acknowledged you are a firebrand journalist however, is it necessary to sensationalize everything? Is it for the TRPs or the Stock Price?

Sports Minister Ijaz Jakhrani made the master stroke and is my player of the day. I bet no one can beat this one..

6. Sports Minister Ijaz Jakhrani was also too critical of the treatment meted to the Pakistani players.

“The way India behaved with us is highly condemnable. We will give a befitting reply to them. When there is a question of Pakistan’s pride, we are united,” he added.

My Question: Mr. Sports Minister what do you intend to do next? Do you plan to send the ‘Team’ on ‘Boats’ with ”GPS and ‘Kits’ for IPL?

I rest my case..